Official Song Of The RCM

PLASTIC JESUS

I don't care if it rains or freezes, long as I got my plastic Jesus
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car,
Comes in colors pink and pleasant, glows in the dark cause it's iridescent
Take it with you, when you travel far

Get yourself a sweet Madonna dressed in rhinestones setting on a
petticoat of abalone shells,
Going ninety I ain't scary cause I got the Virgin Mary
assure'n me that I won't go to Hell

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Alternate Song Of The RCM

GETTING TO KNOW YOU

Getting to know you,
Getting to know all about you,
Getting to like you,
Getting to hope you like me,
Getting to know you,
Putting it my way, but nicely,
You are precisely,
My cup of tea.
Getting to know you,
Getting to feel free and easy,
When I am with you,
Getting to know what to say,
Haven't you noticed.
Suddenly I'm bright and breezy,
Because of all...
The beautiful and new things...
I'm learning about you...
Day........ by........... day.

Official Prayer Of The RCM

Our Lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
(I will be drunk),
At home, as is in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is beer,
The bitter and the lager.
Forever and ever,
Barmen.