Profile: Dave Kraft
Name: Dave Kraft
RCM Title: Tournament Director
Nickname: Lumpy
Age: 43
Height: 1 RCH shorter than Phil Porter
Weight: 5 lbs less than Phil Porter
Favorite Movie: Animal House & The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly
Favorite Book: Directing Golf Tournaments For DUMMIES & Rush Is Right
Favorite Magazine: Popular Science
Favorite Song: After Plastic Jesus? Rawhide
Favorite RCM Story: "You must have the shortest d#$% in the world."
Turn offs: Dumb questions
Turn ons: Roger's and Dan's wives (in case they read this)
How I Met Roger: I was looking for a drywall contractor for a job in Imperial Beach and a buddy said to call Prowall. I'll never forget seeing Roger climb out of the Toyota truck in shorts in the middle of January. I'd never seen shorts on a job site coming from Minnesota and I thought this guy must be a FN Flake if he thinks I'm going to hire him.

What I Will Miss Most About Roger When He Dies For Real: First off he's going to out live us all. NOT! The thing I'll miss most is watching him drink Coors Light. NOBODY CAN DRINK FIFTY COORS LIGHTS, NOBODY! (Wanna bet?)

Advice to Rookies: Try not to win the Seedenburg Trophy - it's a real pain in the ass.




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