Profile: Dan Kraft
Name: Dan Kraft
RCM Title: Webmaster & Honorary Director Hopeful
Nickname: Racer
Age: 14 yrs younger than his balding, grey haired brother Dave
Height: Practically as tall as his horizontally challenged brother Dave
Weight: At least 75 lbs lighter than his fat brother Dave
Favorite Movie: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Favorite Book: The Moon is a Harsh Mistress by Robert Heinlein
Favorite Magazine: Technology Investor
Favorite Color: Green
Favorite Song: Anything Steve Martin Plays On The Banjo
Favorite RCM Story: Getting paired up on Sunday with Roger and listening to him go on at length on how Karl tried to kill him earlier that weekend ('99).
Turn offs: Karl doing ab exercises.
Turn ons: Gilbert in drag with a cigar and a Qualcomm hat.
How I Met Roger: The summer before my freshman year in college, brother Dave invited me to San Diego to work until school started. Monday morning came, and at 5:30 am Dave dragged me out of bed, drove me to Prowall, informed me that I was going to be a scrapper for 3 months, and introduced me to my new boss, Roger Clark. It was love at first sight.

What I Will Miss Most About Roger When He Dies For Real: His cute smile, his sexy love handles, his tight little toosh, the way he used to call me Frick and I would call him Frack, the handsome tan lines on his face after wearing his sunglass goggles...

Advice to Rookies: Just try and be more obnoxious than me, I dare you.




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