Profile: Don Koran
Name: Don Koran
RCM Title: Director, Public Relations (& Tournament Proctologist)
Nickname: Poopy
Age: 34
Height: 6-0
Weight: 220 (and losing more)
Favorite Movie: Rounders
Favorite Book: The Proper Technique To A Body Slam
Favorite Magazine: Golf Digest
Favorite Song: Neil Diamond's Forever In Blue Jeans. I'm NOT Gay, But I'm Willing To Learn.
Favorite RCM Story: Dubo tossing Breitenfeld out of the cart.
Turn offs: Hairy asses
Turn ons: John Gilbert in drag
How I Met Roger: It was many years ago on a job site when I was asked to do the impossible, that was to make Prowall's 80 grit smooth wall look good.

What I Will Miss Most About Roger When He Dies For Real: I think the thing that I will mis most is that no matter what day I wanted to play golf during the week, chances are Roger was playing that same day. Hell, 240 rounds in one year I always had someone to play with, I mean play GOLF with.

Advice to Rookies: Keep all personnel and electronic devices away from the pool area such as pagers, phones, keys, etc. You never know when you're going for a swim.




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