Profile: Karl Breitenfeld
Name: Karl Breitenfeld
RCM Title: Chairman: Handicap Committee
Nickname: Krusty
Age: 47
Height: 5-10
Weight: 161
Favorite Movie: Caddyshack
Favorite Book: Calculus for Dummies
Favorite Magazine: Sporting News
Favorite Song: Tequila
Favorite RCM Story: Small weenie story.
Turn offs: Roger
Turn ons: Roger
Favorite Websites: http://www.speedo.com and http://www.abslide.com/
How I Met Roger: I met Roger at the Brass Rail in Hillcrest. At the time he didn't let me know that he was with Dan.

What I Will Miss Most About Roger When He Dies For Real: First of all, I'll be 6 feet deep before Roger. I think he'll miss the endless supply of Coors Light in my golf cart and my beer barn.

Advice to Rookies: Treat the RCM Committee like royalty and buy them lots of beer.





Karl's Cat - Notice The Similarities?




Just like Karl, his cat even bucks authority.



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