Walt Aleshire
Walt can you show us again that trick where you let the golf cart run over you?

Mike Avina
One half of the "Two Man Synchronized Thong Swim Team".

Tom Barmeyer
Karl's Bitch

Terry Black
Skin Head Role Model.

Jim Brawley
Thong Team Wanna be (forget it Jim, you may have derričre for it but you don't have the timing).

Karl Breitenfeld
Found out he was going horse riding, called the dude ranch & asked if he should bring his own stool.

Jim Brunk
Hasn't yet told his wife he's going, may call her Friday from the hotel & break the news.

Thomas Campbell
RN - Maybe he'll wear his Candystripes for us!

Bill Cheney
Likes being tied up.

Roger Clark
Self proclaimed best Drunk Driver in the world.

Chris Deck
Johnnie White's Lap Dancer (and spinner we're told).

John Dubenetzky
Nicknames all his roommates "Getoverhere".

Jim Dudley
He pimps for a lot of layers.

Sandy Dunbar
A little too "in touch with his feminine side" (so we're told).

Jeff Dungan
Salesmen with soft lips, or was that fast lips. (either way will work)

Steve Dunn
Still gorging at the Public Trough.

Mark Dupuy
Buys his shoes in the Children's Department.

Joe Dupuy
Longhorn - Short-blower

Ian Epley
I'm 100% Not Gay" - Yeah right, you C@%#s&*king Architect.

Ray Funderburk
Married Karl's sister just to get a job.

Bobby Garcia
The other half of the "Two Man Synchronized Thong Swim Team".

Joe Garro
French for Gargler

John Gilbert
Not as rich as he was last year, but just as glib & gay!

Mike Hayes
Says he loves Ballroom Dancing & Ice-skating (have you met Ian?)

David Hazen
Tournament Mohel, make sure to leave him a tip.

Dale Keith
2nd Annual RCM Hurling Champion

Donny Koran
Don's proctologist has filed a restraining order & has ask him to stop sending flowers.

Dave Kraft
Had nothing to do with writing these bios, just ask him.

Daniel Kraft
Can you believe it, someone more obnoxious than Karl.

Conrad Lara
Paid his entry fee with a Disney "Cinderella" check, very cute Conrad.

Greg Loudermilk
Independent contractor, now has to buy his own knee pads.

Richard Lucas
French for Ass Licker

Dennis Lynch
Has the second smallest at the RCM.

Jay Mabry
Remember that scene from Deliverance? We think he was there. Sooooooey!

Vern Marshall
The Committee would like to grow up and be just like him.

Fred Martin
Still The World's Undefeated "Pole Me" Champion.

Henry Mendoza
Our God Like Mentor

Troy Monaco
Suspected gay, not that there's anything wrong with that.

James Moore
Too bad the RCM doesn't allow women, cause his wife plays better golf.

Joel Mosel
Stop your incessant whining, you're not getting a Security Shirt.

Roy Mosel
Roy, what size Security Shirt do you wear?

Davis Mullholand
Brings new meaning to Pussy Whipped.

Rob Norgaard
Likes being whipped.

Dub Northcutt
Get a real name!

Ernie Ortiz
Ortiz - Spanish for Large Orifice.

Chuck Patrick
Hit man in the "Witness Protection Program", brought in by Karl to whack Roger.

Todd Poelstra
Rejected by a penile enhancement clinical test group (not enough to work with).

Phil Porter
Walking ad for stomach stapling.

Greg Ray
I thought Canadian Snow Birds went home when the weather turned warm?

Pat Riley
Master Abater

Mike Rowden
Legacy Boy, following in his stepfather's knee pads.

Joe Soprano
Joe Dupuy's look alike. Sorry Mr. Soprano, God does play cruel jokes.

Bill Seal
Losing his looks, over the hill Gigolo.

Dave Simmons
Says he's really really really going to try this year.

Eric Spoor
One word - Hypospadias. ("A Twist of Fate" - see link below) http://www.the-penis.com/hypospadias.html

Ed Stanevicius
Lithuanian for Stickadickinme

Robert Stokes
Roger Clark wanna be (but who isn't). Still can't wrestle worth a damn.

Vyto Tamulis
Dubos Boy Toy

Clark Thompson
Plays hard to get, but we all know he's easy.

Charles Tiano
"Charlie The Torch", need to "unload" some property?

Earl Trier
Wanted to see his sons in the RCM before he died, hope he makes it!

Tim Trier
Did not follow in his father's footsteps. Could never learn to swallow quite right.

Dan Tuck
Lives to write these bios, but wouldn’t admit it.

Gary Vest
Asked to room with Sandy, our suspicions are confirmed!

Dean Vogt
120 pounds lighter this year.

Terry Waddington
Smooth as 60 grit sandpaper.

Jim Wagner
One Hole Strokes Champion. The Babe's record fell, this one never will.

Johnnie White
Says he's going to challenge Fred to a "Pole-me" death match.

Duke Wild
Dudley's Bitch

John Blosch
Johnnie White's newest boy toy

Andy Dillavou
Henry says he can rival Roger's beer drinking, No FN Way!

John Lohrenz
Late entry, doesn't have a clue what he's in for.