Mike Avina
Senior Fruit Sniffer
Bio: What will he do this year without his Speedo wear'n poolside buddy Bobby?

Dick Azevedo
Viagra Junky
Bio: Grouchy Bastard! Can't figure out why he's coming back.

John Beck
Ex-manufactures Rep.
Bio: Sorry your buddy couldn't make it this year.

Terry Black
President, John Rocker Fan Club
Bio: Gay, Lesbian, Democrat Killer.

Jim Brawley
Director, San Diego Chapter, Hard of Hearing
Bio: Snitch

Karl Breitenfeld
Junior Light Weight (136-144)
Bio: Runner up in the 1st Annual Escondido Country Club Boxing Championship.

Roger Clark
Deceased
Bio: Better luck this year, Karl!! Na Na Naa Na Naa Na

John Dubenetzky
Senior V.P., Drooling
Bio: John, careful, you can put an eye out with that!

Jim Dudley
Senior Data Manipulator (Pencil Whipper)
Bio: Never goes OB or looses a ball....coincidence?

Sandy Dunbar
Fast Learner
Bio: Learned a lot from last year, now can go either way, up or down.

Jeff Dungan
John Gilbert Want-a-be
Bio: Sorry to hear Gilbert moved into your neighborhood.

Steve Dunn
Sex Change Advocate
Bio: Don't know what's worse, politician or Phil's bitch.

Joe Dupuy
Junior Masturbator
Bio: You know what they say.....Big truck, little .....

Ian Epley
Inept
Bio: Requested name change, so here you go - Cocksucking Architect

John Gilbert
Senior Smoozier
Bio: Quintessential quick-witted quixotic quaff quashee quillionair.

Mike Hayes
Self-inflected Idiot
Bio: They say he has the chin for it. What do you think?

Steve Jensen
Senior Penis Bring-a-longer
Bio: Does Johny White know your wife let you bring your penis?

Dale Keith
Project Manager, Don't Know
Bio: Nice handicap (for Bonita)

Donny Koran
Proctology Medical Student
Bio: You call that a "hose"?

Daniel Kraft
Senior Masturbator
Bio: Stupid, Obnoxious, and on Probation!

Greg Loudermilk
Ex-Neal POW
Bio: Manatee with a bull's-eye on his back. Gentleman start your speed boats!

Dick Lucas
Secret Agent
Bio: Welcome back. We still don't know a thing about this guy.

Vern Marshall
Invincible Super Hero
Bio: Save your receipts & don't forget to bring you nitroglycerin.

Fred Martin
Senior Zipper Technician
Bio: Could change name from Pole-me-Freddie to Unzip-Me-Freddie.

Henry Mendoza
Inventor, Mudslides
Bio: We agree with him when he says "all mudslides need more vodka".

Joel Mosel
Lesser Golfer than his Brother
Bio: It's just a game Joel, lighten up!

Roy Mosel
Better Golfer than his Brother
Bio: Sorry you couldn't find a better roommate. We're talking about Joel.

Ron Neal
Double Secret Agent
Bio: Cute, but sensitive about his weight!

Dub Northcutt
Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader, Retired
Bio: Rub a Dub, dub?

Ernie Ortiz
Vertically Challenged
Bio: Do you have a little Mexican in you......want some?

Phil Petersen
Johny White Want-to-be
Bio: White's eunuch!

Todd Poelstra
VP of Weight Gaining
Bio: Poelstra, Polish for small dick!

Phil Porter
Inspector Clouseau of Bldg. Inspectors
Bio: Could be the next inspector to be banned....Philrod?

Dave Simmons
Stoke Victim
Bio: Even the sun gives him strokes.

Gary Smith
Sonny
Bio: Show dog

Ray Smith
Daddy
Bio: Breeder

Eric Spoor
Senior Freeloading Engineer
Bio: What have you done for me lately?

Robert Stokes
Dirty Diaper Technician
Bio: Took last year off to have a baby. Let's see those breast & stretch marks!

Clark Thompson
Senior Feltching Engineer
Bio: Big & Boring

Earl Trier
President of the United States
Bio: Owns knee pads!

Dan Tuck
Soon-to-be Stoke Victim
Bio: Has anyone seen my money pouch?

Gary Vest
National Director, Roger Clark Fan Club
Bio: Gun tote't, Big Red lov'n, Osborn suck'n, Cornhole'n, Cornhusker.

Dean Vogt
Political Advisor to Terry Black
Bio: Quiet, non-beer drinking, non-golfer. What are you doing here?

Terry Waddington
Junior Feltching Engineer
Bio: You can pick your friend but you can't....(sorry about Loudermilk)

Jim Wagner
Senior Mathematician
Bio: How in the hell can you take a seventeen on one hole?

Dan Way
Mike Brady Impersonator
Bio: Family Man....Doesn't get the concept!

John White
Senior Drink Buyer
Bio: He'll buy you a drink if you're a G.C. (or a good lap dancer).