1999 RCM PLAYER DIRECTORY

Mike Avina
Bio: Bobby's bitch.

Dick Azevedo
Bio: Likes being on top.

John Beck
Bio: Sorry your buddy couldn't make it this year.

Dave Begent
Bio: Makes Clinton look moral and right.

Jim Brawley
Bio: Uhh...what'd you say?

Karl Breitenfeld
Bio: Thinks he's Adonis (FYI: Adonis was killed by a wild bore).

Steve Brophy
Bio: zzzzzzzzzzzz

Jim Brunk
Bio: Thinks wife cut him off for going to the RCM, will know in another month.

Dominic Caldara
Bio: Boy he has a lot of history.

Roger Clark
Bio: Still dead....we'll miss him.

John Dubenetzky
Bio: Bring that fucking cart back!

Sandy Dunbar
Bio: Likes being on the bottom.

Joe Dupuy
Bio: QUITER!!!

Ian Epley
Bio: Fucking architect.

Bobby Garcia
Bio: 2 words......Nice Speedo.

Mike Hayes
Bio: Still the overhand bowling champion of Modesto.

Dale Keith
Bio: Doesn't drink, why is he here?

Bill Knickerbocker
Bio: Karl want-a-be

Don Koran
Bio: At times shoots very good for a "player of his caliber."

Daniel Kraft
Bio: Grasshopper.

Dave Kraft
Bio: Master.

Greg Loudermilk
Bio: DBC says he's great in bed.

Dick Lucas
Bio: We don't know a fucking thing about this guy.

Dennis Lynch
Bio: "Come to the dark side, Luke,, urr Dennis."

Vern Marshall
Bio: Will only be there Friday, come early so you can get a glimpse of him.

Fred Martin
Bio: 3 words.....Pole me Freddie.

Thomas M. Mendenhall
Bio: Oh Oh what a feeling....Toyota!

Henry Mendoza
Bio: John 3:16.

Joel Mosel
Bio: The Mosel brother with the balls.

Dub Northcutt
Bio: What is a DUB?

Billy Pavlik
Bio: He's Baaaaaack

Rob Phillips
Bio: Maybe sorry he ever said "yes" to the invite.

Todd Poelstra
Bio: Very attractive and single.

Phil Porter
Bio: 4 words... Barbara Boxer for President.

Ken Richter
Bio: Knickerbocker's bitch.

Pat Riley
Bio: Let me guess, another drunk Irishman?

Bill Seal
Bio: Kept man.

William Seedenburg
Bio: Dumped by Freddie, picked-up by Donny.

Dave Simmons
Bio: Soon to be Tuck's bitch.

Eric Spoor
Bio: Priapic Dipsomaniac.

Roger Toon
Bio: Lynch want-a-be.

Earl Trier
Bio: Foot wedge specialist.

Dan Tuck
Bio: Exempt from SCGA rules by RCM Committee Ruling 5/19/99.

Terry Waddington
Bio: Roger says he's great in bed.

Jim Wagner
Bio: Are you done with that can and do you know where the dumpsters are?


1999 Photos


Limpy, Stingy, and Lumpy



Honey, You Won't Believe It, We Saw Whales Mating



Anybody Seen Lynch and Brandt?



Give It Up Karl, 2 Strokes For Lost Ball



Mini-Dave and the Dead Guy



Mini-Dave and Krusty



Does this top make my tummy look fat?
- No Phil, it's not the top, it's the
beer, vodka, ice cream, & the Oreos!



Use This Finger For Better Grip



Cutie Pie



Moby Dick



Dub Had To Ruin The Kodak Moment



Show Me The Money



Hey, Cut That Out (Pat Riley)



Jim Brunk the Rookie Gets Lucky



Fred Makes Money, But Not Playing Golf



It's Mini-Brawley



Let's Get Ready To Rumble (John Beck)



Get A Room Fellas (Donny Koran)



Dan, Vern Has Your Money Pouch



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