Before contacting the RCM Tournament Committee (with YOUR dumb ass
question), please see if it hasn't already been asked.
1) My roommate tried to kill me last year, is it possible to get a
different roommate this year?
A) Quit your whiney-ass bellyaching, otherwise your OUT, Rog.
2) I found a can of ether and a bottle of viagra in my roommates bag last
year and my butt was sore the whole weekend. Can I get a different roommate
this year?
A) Quit your whiney-ass bellyaching, Fred.
(PS - Fred, see if your roommate could get the committee some of that
viagra?)
3) Have you guys thought about going to a 3 flight system or using handicap
indexing for your tournament?
A) Look fella, you go to the RCM Tourney to drink beer, play golf, and have
a good time. If you are going to the tournament to try to make money, please
don't come.
4) I'm a rookie this year and I'm a little nervous because my golf game
isn't very good. Got any advice?
A) Jim Wagner shot a 17 on ONE HOLE a couple of years ago. You have nothing
to worry about.
5) What's the criteria for becoming a member of the RCM Security Staff?
A) One, to pay "annual dues" of $20 to each member of the RCM Committee, and
two, not having a first name that begins with J-O-E-L.
6) Can I name my own roommate?
A) Yes, of course you can name your own roommate. Might I suggest
Sweety Pie, Honey Buns, or Pooky Wooky. And please don't pick a name
that's already taken, like what Dave calls Gilbert (My Little Sex Kitten)
or what Dubo calls every roommate (Getoverhere).
7) Why isn't golf included Thursday?
A) Starting in 2002, it now IS included so stop your whining.
8) Why can't I bring my wife?
A) You just don't get it!
9) What's a Dub?
A) Come to this year's tournament and you'll find out.
10) What's a Dubo?
A) You don't want to know.
11) What's a Dan Way?
A) About 180.
12) Is Roger going through male menopause?
A) NO, NO, NO, NO, NO - FN WAY, just ask him.
13) Why does Phil drink so much vodka?
A) So he won't remember. (you're a luck dog, Steve Dunn)
14) Does Joe Dupuy still throw his clubs?
A) He hasn't in a couple of years, but if we all ride'm hard this year
maybe we can get him to do it again.
15) What's polish for small dick?
A) Poelstra
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